GREAT NEWS: Billy McFarland And The Situation Have Become BFFs In Prison

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This is so awesome. Situation and Billy McFarland becoming best friends in prison is a match made in heaven.

People - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has made some (in)famous new friends in prison.

In a new interview on Wednesday’s episode of The Jenny McCarthy Show, Sorrentino’s friends and costars Pauly “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino gave an update on the reality star’s time in jail.

Sorrentino, 36, is in the middle of serving an eight-month prison sentence after pleading guilty to one count of tax evasion.

When host Jenny McCarthy asked for more details on Sorrentino’s life inside the prison, Guadagnino revealed that his castmates become pals with Billy McFarland, who was sentenced to six years in prison after organizing the disastrous Fyre Festival.

“He is in there with the guy from the Fyre Festival,” Guadagnino said. “And he’s in there with the guy that leaked Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes, that hacked her phone.”

“They play Scrabble together!” DelVecchio added.

I love that we already know how this ends. The book hasn’t been written yet but we can all go ahead and put it down in ink- Situation’s bank account now belongs to Billy McFarland. Imagine the Situation having Billy McFarland in his ear 24 hours a day for 8 months? It’s game over for him. He’s going to be signing over the deed to his house and not even realize what’s happening. Billy McFarland was probably salivating like the hyenas in Lion King when he saw Situation’s ass walk into his jail. Just looking up to the heavens thanking god for this amazing miracle like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour

I cannot wait to see what comes of this. If we don’t get Fyre Fest Part 2 I’d be shocked. We don’t know in what form it will take, but we know Billy McFarland isn’t spending his time in prison sitting around twiddling his thumbs. He’s in there to get shit done. He might own the Jersey Shore by the time it’s over.